January 26, 2009: Kepler: Over half of Google's top-100 searched-for phrases are about movies or television. I don't think the inventors of the internet were hoping their creation would someday be a FAQ page for "The Real World". Will: Do you think the inventors of television were hoping their creation would someday braodcast "The Real World"? Kepler: Ooo... good point.
January 28, 2009: Will: Governor Blagojevich? Shouldn't you be at your impeachment hearings? Governor Blagojevich: Nope! I'm out doing interviews highlighting the people of Illinois. Will: Wait. TV shows are flying you in, paying for your hotels... you're getting a paid vacation to talk about your pay-to-play scandals? Governor Blagojevich: Hee hee! Aren't Illinois politicians great?
January 30, 2009: Governor Blagojevich: Now that I've been impeached, it's time to start working on book deals, movie deals, TV deals... Will: You know you could still go to jail, right? Governor Blagojevich: What?! What for? Will: Federal corruption charges. You could get sent away for years! Governor Blagojevich: Well @#$% me! Will: I'd be careful about saying that in prison.