September 10, 2007: Mitch: Britney Spears is performing her new song on the MTV Video Music Awards. Al: Is she drunk? Mitch: Easy now. She's trying to make a comeback. Al: She should try harder. I'm going to check YouTube. Mitch: You're going to watch it again? Al: I'm going to see if someone did a better version for their wedding video.
September 12, 2007: Al: Did you see Briteny Spears on MTV? Kepler: Whatever. MTV is for losers. Al: What? Kids love MTV! Kepler: Says who? The tools that run MTV's marketing department? Al: But... but... music videos! Kepler: Honestly, old man, when was the last time you saw a music video on MTV?
September 14, 2007: Al: Turns out I don't need MTV anymore to watch music videos. Now I can watch tons of low-resolution, pirated videos on YouTube any time I want to relive the days of my youth. Mitch: That sounds more sad than exciting. Al: Oh, Billy Squier... "Rock Me Tonight" What were you thinking?