September 5, 2007: Skip: Science has confirmed it, Babe! Men want good-looking women. Dana: Uh-huh. Scientists from what publication? Skip: Uh... Maxim. Dana: No bias there. Skip: I'm going to study this month's issue and bone up on some knowledge.
September 7, 2007: Skip: Apple dropped the price of their iPhone by $200. That upset whiny early adopters, so now Apple is offering them a $100 rebate. I sold 100 iPhones on eBay and made a huge profit. Now my buyers are asking if I'm going to give a rebate. Will: Your response? Skip: Dear suckers, that'll teach you to be early adopters.