Will in a tube
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Monday, January 22, 2001
Of course, not with each other...

Wednesday, January 24, 2001
Unless you get one of those installation specials...

Friday, January 26, 2001
Like anyone watches at halftime, anyway...

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January 22, 2001: Kepler: Skip, you really need a scientist on your space station. You should take me! Skip: I'm running a hotel. What research could I need? Kepler (thinking): Don't sell science... sell Skip... (outloud) Remember the end of "Moonraker?" Skip: Zero-G sex? Dude! You're in! January 24, 2001: Al: Skip, we're having second thoughts about going into space. Mitch: Yeah. Like, is there TV on this station? Skip: We'll be accessing every telecommunications satellite directly, so we'll get every channel on Earth. For free. Al: Is this Heaven? Mitch: I think I'm going to cry! Skip: Oh, but HBO still costs extra, dude. January 26, 2001: Will: I'm excited to be going into space, but there''s so much I'm going to miss on Earth. Things like-- Al: 'N Sync singing at this year's Super Bowl? Will: Let's light this candle. Al: Bye, bye, bye Earth!