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June 29, 2009: Mitch: This is the most boring blender I've ever seen. Al: Yeah. It's like it's draining the will to live from my soul. Blender/ Michael Bay: Transform! Michael Bay: Hi! I'm director Michael Bay. Mitch: Well, that explains a lot.
July 1, 2009: Michael Bay plans his next movie. Michael Bay: We start on the moon, where it's revealed that the moon landings were faked. Next, JFK's real assassin confesses. Then a hot chick in a tiny bikini washes a car. Al: You call that a plot? It doesn't make any sense! Michael Bay: Explosions! Al: Whoa. Uh... where were we? Michael Bay: A ragtag team of pizza deliverymen is about to save the earth.
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