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Monday, September 1, 2003
He even signed the petition...

Wednesday, September 3, 2003
As well as the surfer vote...

Friday, September 5, 2003
And those people will get paid extra...

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September 1, 2003: Will: The first polls are in for the California governor's race, Skip. Skp: So where am I, Dude? Will: Uhh... near the bottom. Between Father Guido Sarducci and the "Star Wars Kid." Skip: Well, that stinks! Will: It's not good, no. Skip: I gave that kid money for an iPod! September 3, 2003: Will: Skip, you need a catchy slogan in order to run for governor. Skip: A chicken in every pot, Dude! Will: Okay... a slogan from this century. One that resonates with California voters. Skip: Right... Pot in every chicken? Will: No no no... Al: Wait... that might win the Jerry Brown voters. September 5, 2003: Will: Okay, Skip. Come up with a slogan for California's governor yet? Skip: How about, "Vote for me, and I'll give you 100 bucks!" Will: There's not way you can do that. Skip: Well, duh... of course I can't. Will: I mean, handling that much money would chafe my hands. I'd have to hire out people to do the actual distribution.