August 29, 2011: Steve Jobs: About 14 years ago, Michael Dell said I should shut down Apple and give the shareholders their money back. Two weeks ago, Apple was the most valuable company in the world. I figured I had nothing left to prove, so I retired. Mitch: So what are you doing now? Steve Jobs: Sending Michael Dell a text from my iPhone telling him to stuff it!
August 31, 2011: Al: Hi, Steve. Retirement got you down? Why the long face? Steve Jobs: I thought Woz and I could have a connection once I retired, but I didn't get invited. Al: You wanted to build computers in a garage with him again? Steve Jobs: No, I wanted to be on Dancing With The Stars. Al: Did you see Woz on that show? You don't want a connection with that.