April 5, 2010: Skip: Dudes, it's a waste of money flying newspaper up here, so I'm buying everyone iPads. Mitch: Awesome! Al: But the news still sucks. Skip: What... I have to solve every problem?
April 7, 2010: Dana: So how is the iPad? Al: It's changed my life. Dana: Really? Al: Yep. You know how I used to just sit on the couch and watch TV? Well, no more! (Al lying down, watching TV on the iPad) This is awesome! TV (Lost): Jack! What is it, Hurley?
April 9, 2010: Kepler: Na na na naaaa na! I got an iPad! I got an iPad! Nyah nyah nyah! Al: Yeah, genius. We all got iPads. Kepler: They're not as much fun if everyone has one.