Monday, August 27, 2007

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Friday, August 31, 2007

August 27, 2007: Skip: I'm sending a card to the person who won $314 million in the lottery this weekend. Will: Just 3,000 more wins like this and you'll be a trillionaire like me. Uber rich smack talk? Skip: I like to keep the "new money" in their place, Dude. August 29, 2007: Kepler: Astronomers discovered a spot in the universe one billion light years across that they claim is devoide of matter, but I have pictures of an object in this void that proves them all wrong! Mitch: What is that? Kepler: A Starbucks. August 31, 2007: Dana: NASA's investigation claims that none of their astronauts have flown while intoxicated. NASA Astronaut: I love you man! Oh! Let's get tattoos! Al: They might want to keep that file open. NASA Astronaut: We're drivin' to Florida!