September 1, 2008: Kepler: We celebrate Thanksgiving by giving thanks. We celebrate Independence Day by practicing independence, shouldn't we celbrate labor day by working? Al: Right now I'm working hard at ignoring you. Kepler: I'm already practicing for Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrr!
September 3, 2008: Dana: Lindsay Lohan is getting political on her MySpace blog. Al: With or without underwear? Dana: Uh, I'm assuming with. Al: Not interested.
September 5, 2008: Will: Did you watch McCain's speech last night? Al: Oh... yes... it was very... uh... presidential? Will: Right. You were watching the NFL weren't you? Al: Okay, fine, but only because they were the same night. I can't miss that! Will: He didn't start speaking until after the game was over. Al: Well, I couldn't miss postgame could I? I had to see how my fantasy team was doing.