June 23, 2008: Mitch: I'm here to make a rational argument. Al: I actually do think Oswald murdered JFK. Mitch: Maybe you can't blame everything on Bush. Dana: What are you two guys talking about? Al: The seven words you can never say on the internet. Dana: I'm a single woman. My email is...
June 25, 2008: Will: There are now over 10 million millionaires in the world, but a million dollars isn't worth as much as it used to be. Skip: I know, Dude! I used to be albe to buy Italy, but now I can only afford to buy Canada! Will: Yes, we all have to make sacrifices. Skip: Seriously, how can I flip a country that thinks curling is a sport?
June 27, 2008: Kepler: Bill Gates is retiring from Microsoft today. KHAN: What a shame! He was on such a roll with... uh... hmm... What has Microsoft done lately? Kepler: Vista. KHAN: First rat off a sinking ship, eh, Bill?