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Monday, August 25, 2003
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Wednesday, August 27, 2003
Or maybe it's the Grays...

Friday, August 29, 2003
They ARE little green men, after all...

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August 25, 2003: Kepler: Mars is the closest it's been in 60,000 years! Mitch: So what can you see? (through telescope, Kepler sees 'War of the Worlds' type ships leaving Mars) Kepler: We'd better frind some flu viruses really fast. Mitch: Right. I'll go touch some doorknobs. August 27, 2003: Kepler: Will! Will! We're being invaded by Mars! We're being invaded by Mars! Will: Kepler, you know Mars doesn't have any life on it, right? Kepler: You're right. How could I have been so stupid?! Obviously, the Reticulans are colonizing the red planet! Will: Obviously. August 29, 2003: Kepler: The Martians are inside the station!! The Martians are-- uh... (the Martians in front of Kepler are very small) Kepler: Okay, I thought you'd be bigger. Martian: Come closer, Earthling! Our Q-Ray will give you a nasty sunburn!