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Monday, March 1, 2004
LOTR made $1 billion, can't you afford a comb?...

Wednesday, March 3, 2004
Surf Mars...

Friday, March 5, 2004
Martian wipeout!...

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March 1, 2004: Kepler: A clean sweep! "Return of the King" won every category it was nominated in! Dana: Even "Makeup" and "costume design?" Kepler: Yep! Dana: Well, then the Oscars are a sham. Kepler: How can you say that?! Dana: Did you see Peter Jackson? No "Oscar winners" would let him out in that suit with that haircut. March 3, 2004: Kepler: NASA found water on Mars!! Dl: I don't see any. Kepler: Well, it's not there now. It used to be. Al: When? Kepler: Maybe as recently as millions of years ago! Al: A million years is "recent?" Kepler: Well, it is if you're a rock. March 5, 2004: Mitch: Kepler, I heard Mars is drenched with water. Kepler: Well, NASA thinks all the salt deposits they're finding used to be part of a vast ocean. Mitch: But it's gone now? Kepler: Yep. All dried up. Mitch: Surf's down on Mars. Skip: Bogus, Dude.