Monday, April 6, 2009

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

April 6, 2009: Lauren from the Microsoft ad: Hi! I'm Lauren. I'm not cool enough to be a Mac person, but that's okay. I got exactly what I wanted when I bought this PC! Mitch: Really? Then why did you go into the Apple store first? Lauren: I sooo want to be a cool Mac person! Mitch: Hey! Don't cry... you can always get an iPod! April 8, 2009: Kepler: What's that noise? Is somebody strangling a cat? Mitch: Ha ha! Nooo. It's this show called "Metal Mania." They play all of these old '80s hair-metal music videos. It's awesome! Kepler: What is that? Some kind of demonic gnome? Mitch: Heh. A common mistake. No, that's Ronnie James Dio. April 10, 2009: Mitch: Facebook claims it has over 200 million friends online. Al: I'm surprised it's not more. Mitch: Why? Al: Because I have at least 100 million requests to take a "which Star Wars character are you" quiz. Mitch: I'm Yoda!