September 24, 2007: Al: Oh! Look at the time! Monday night football is almost on. Tonights' game should be great. I'm just going to get some beer and nachos and go watch it... by myself. TV: Welcome to Dancing With The Stars! Al: What? They're making Kym Johnson dance with Mark Cuban?! There's a beauty and the beast pairing.
September 26 2007: Marcel Marceau mimes while Al comments. Al: Man in a box. Yes, yes... quite impressive. Man walking into wind. Yawn. That's very nice, Marcel. Man choking. Very realistic. TV News: Sad news today. World-famous mime Marcel Marceau has died. Al: Uh-oh.
September 28, 2007: Dana: So, how was the "Bionic Woman?" Mitch: Okay, I guess, but they left out the "na-na-na-na" sound. How am I supposed to tell when she's using her bionic powers? Dana: how about twhen she's running 70 miles per hour? Mitch: Yeah, but na-na-na-na! It's so cool!