October 1, 2007: Mitch: I can't figure out the solution to this Rubik's Cube. Ron Paul zombie #1: Ron Paul! Ron Paul zombie #2: Ron Paul knows how to fix it! Ron Paul zombie #3: Ron Paul can solve all problems! Will: Ron Paul zombies. Mitch: They're not after my brains, are they? Ron Paul zombie #3: Ron Paul says blue face first!
October 3, 2007: Mitch: I ditched the Ron Paul zombies. Who's this guy? Al: That's Mike Gravel. Mitch: What is he staring at? Al: Dunno. Some say he's showing resolve. Some say he's deep in thought. Some say-- Mitch: He's a frog! Al: Zombies. Bug eaters. This election has it all!
October 5, 2007: Mitch: Ron Paul has zombies, Mike Gravel is secretly a frog. What's happened to politics? Why can't we have good candidates like in the past instead of all these fringe, whacko nuts like-- Ralph Nader: I'm back for 2008! Mitch: Shut up, Nader.