July 28, 2008: Barack Obama doesn't believe the surge in Iraq worked despite evidence that it did. Here's what else he doesn't believe. That the Patriots lost the Super Bowl. Barack Obama: No way! They're undefeated! That this spread isn't butter. Barack Obama: Fabio is wrong! It's so smooth and creamy! That Darth Vader is Luke's father. Barack Obama: That's not true! It's impossible!
July 30, 2008: KHAN: I've been working on some simulations for the Obama campaign. Will: Like what... electoral results? KHAN: No. Will: Polling data? KHAN: No. Will: Fund raising? KHAN: No. (to Obama, while standing next to a picture of Mount Rushmore with Obama on it): You'd fit in good next to Washington (George Washington that is). Barack Obama: Couldn't I be bigger?
August 1, 2008: Dana: Senator Obama, you're soaking wet! What happened? Barack Obama: I'm not sure. I was just trying to walk across the pool, and somehow I fell in. Dana: Right. Brack Obama: I tried parting it first, but that didn't work either!