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Monday, March 25, 2002
A year of minimum Van-Damage...

Wednesday, March 27, 2002
Y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout...

Friday, March 29, 2002
J-Lo let us down this year...

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March 25, 2002: Al: I can't believe "A Beautiful Mind" won best picture. Mitch: You're just upset because "Planet of the Apes" wasn't nominated. Dana: Ick! You wanted "Planet of the Apes?" Why?! Al: There was no "Van Damme" movie. Mitch: It was a slow year. March 27, 2002: Mitch: So... it's Wednesday. Dana: Yep. Al: Shouldn't the Academy Awards be over by now? Dana: Shh! Whoopi has some more witty patter! March 29, 2002: Al: What about Halle Berry? Mitch: Hmm... I dunno... Dana: What are you guys talking about? Al: "Oscar" fashions. Dana: Really? I had no idea you two were eeven interested in that stuff! So what did you think? Al: I think Halle Berry was closest to being naked. Mitch: And I say it was Sharon Stone that was closest to being naked!