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Monday, August 13, 2001
Of course, only male dogs leave it up...

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August 13, 2001: Kepler: Scientists on Earth are attempting to genetically engineeer a cat with non-allergenic fur. I intend to go them one better! I will genetically engineer a dog that does not drink from the toilet!! Dana: Why not just put the lid down? Kepler: Putting the lid down does not advance science!! August 15, 2001: Kepler: My latest genetic engineering triumphs! A squirrel that yodels! A rabbit that barks! A baby goat that performs sleight of hand! I never knew playing God could be so much fun! Dana: The bunny is eating the goat's deck of cards. Kepler: What?! No!! Silly rabbit! The tricks are for kids! Dana: Grrrr... August 17, 2001: Kepler: I can create life! I am no longer playing God, I am God!! Why are you ducking? Dana: Talk like that gets you capped by lightning. Kepler: That's the beauty of living on a space station! No clouds, no lightning... BZAPP ... electrical shorts on the other hand... Dana: Shall I fetch the anti-hubris ointment?