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Monday, August 6, 2001
We'd settle for a few extra tens...

Wednesday, August 8, 2001
Or maybe a coupon, you know, one worth 1/20th of a cent...

Friday, August 10, 2001
I was a simple, unassuming president...

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August 6, 2001: Skip: I just got my $300 tax rebate check and I can't decide how to spend it. Will: Skip, you're a trillionaire! What's the big deal in spending 300 bucks? Skip: Dude, this is extra money! Will: A few hundred billion isn't extra enough? August 8, 2001: Al: Skip, you don't need 300 bucks. I don't think it's fair that someone as rich as you gets a tax rebate check. Skip: I was thinking it wasn't fair that you got the same amount back as I did, even though I paid 100 million times more in taxes than you paid. Al: Well... yeah. But if you put it that way, it doesn't work in my favor. Skip: Dude, if I only get 300 bucks, you should only get, like, lint! August 10, 2001: Al: I got a rough draft of the book Bill Clinton got $10 million to write! Will: We already know everything about him. What's left to say? (reading) Page one. I never believed all of thses stories were true, until they happened to me! Al: Sounds like 500 pages of best-seller!