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Monday, January 12, 2009
And chickens in every solar-powered pot!...

Wednesday, January 14, 2009
It's coming, Bush-haters, get ready for it...

Friday, January 16, 2009
Rest in peace, Ricardo...


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January 12, 2009: Will: President-Elect Obama? Barack Obama: Citizen, I just wanted to let you know that my economic stimulus plan will create 4 million new jobs! Will: Wait, during the campaign you said it'd creat 3 million new jobs. Barack Obama: 10 million new jobs! Will: Sir, I'm not bidding against you-- Barack Obama: 50 million new jobs! Unseen crowd of Obama fans: Huzzah! January 14, 2009: Al: I didn't vote for you this time, and I won't vote for you in 2012! Barack Obama: Maybe so, but you still want me to get re-elected. Al: How do you figure? Barack Obama: I'm popular now. The only way I become unpopular is if everything in America gets worse. You don't want that. Thus, if you want America to not get worse, you're hoping I'm re-elected. Al: Grumble... stupid logical reasoning. Barack Obama: Hehe! Now I'm off to abuse the trust of all the Bush-haters that got me elected! January 16, 2009: Skip: This casket is lined with the richest Corinthian leather. Mitch: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human. Or, in this case, genetically engineered superhuman. KHAN: You're all acting very odd, today. Will: Khan! (or, KHAAAAN!)