August 20, 2007: Al: I've been waiting my entire adult life and now it's finally happened: David Lee Roth and Van Halen have reunited! Kepler: They're all still alive? Al: Alive and rocking, my young friend. Check out my tickets! Kepler: Metamucil presents: The 2007 Hip Replacement Tour. Al: I gotta start practicing my air guitar!
August 22, 2007: Dana: You're worshipping a 30-year-old rock band. Don't you think that's kind of pathetic? Al: New moviews use all kinds of songs from the '60s. Those are ten years older than Van Halen. Dana: Yes, and those movies are completely pathetic. Al: Okay then, I'm just kind of and not completely.
August 24, 2007: Al: I can't believe you're not more excited about the Van Halen reunion tour! Will: Experience has taught me well. David Lee Roth and Van Halen split up, got back together, split up again, got together again, planned a tour, cancelled a tour... why should I think they're stay together now? Al: Look! It's here on the web: still together! Will: Uh-huh. Now hit refresh.