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Monday, April 8, 2002
10 points if you know the joke...

Wednesday, April 10, 2002
That's one for you, 19 for me...

Friday, April 12, 2002
Also effective against orbital mind control lasers...

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April 8, 2002: Al: A guy walks into a bar, puts down a bag, and pulls out a 12-inch tall man playing a piano... Mitch: Then he tells the bartender to rub the magic lamp! Al: Uh... the bartender asks where the piano player came from, so he reaches into the bag and pulls out a magic-- Mitch: The bartender says, "No!! A million bucks, not ducks!! Al: Would you quit springing ahead?! Mitch: Sorry. Daylight savings throws off my timing. April 10, 2002: Skip: Doing your taxes, dude? Al: Yeah, though I don't know why I should even bother... I live in space, I'm not at all accessible to auditors... really, what do I have to fear when I'm 250 miles up? Skip: How about the I.R.S. enforcement satellite 300 miles up? Al: The what?! April 12, 2002: Al: Well, I'll be... the I.R.S. does have their own enforcement satellite! Mitch: If you just pay your taxes, you don't have to worry about it! Al: There's got to be a way around it! Mitch: See? It works great by only taking the standard deduction! Al: Ha! They can't see through this tin foil hat!! Mitch: ...though maybe there are deductions for having crazy friends...