February 12, 2007: Dana: Valentine's Day is almost here, Al. Al: Not interested. Bye-bye! Dana: Too late. I've already set you up. But don't worry. Her background check was spotless! Al: What did you do? Google her? Dana: I didn't have to. She has NASA's seal of approval. Al: What? What?! February 14, 2007: Al: Hi, I'm Al, your blind date. Crazy Astronaut (wearing diaper): I'm Lisa before we leave can I go to the bathroom? Al: Uh... sure? Crazy Astronaut: Okay... just a minute. Done! Al: No no no no no February 16, 2007: Dana: Your blind date is over already, Al? Al: Yep. We both thought that it wouldn't work out. Crazy Astronaut (holding hammer): C'mon, Al, I just want to talk! Al: I'm not opening the window. Dana: You both thought? Al: Okay, I thought I valued my life too much to stay through dessert.