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Monday, April 22, 2002
Wednesday, April 24, 2002
Friday, April 26, 2002
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April 22, 2002: Mitch: I'm going to watch "West Wing." Al: "West Wing?" Mitch: Yep. "West Wing?" Al: Why? Mitch: Why am i going to watch "West Wing?" Al: That's right. Why are you going to watch "West Wing?" Mitch: I can't believe you'd ask that. Al: Why can't you? Mitch: It has an 11.7 rating with an 18.0 share. It easily reduces complicated issues into one-minute political speeches. It even makes politicians seem exciting. Why not watching this show would make you morally inferior! Any other questions? Al: How do they fill up an hour of dialogue?
April 24, 2002: Mitch throws a pitch. Will hits it. It sails over Mitch's head as Will and Al watch. Mitch keeps looking toward the outfield and Al looks back the other direction. Will: Hey... shouldn't someone be chasing that? Al: It'll come back around.
April 26, 2002: Mitch: AAA!! Don't salt your food! Kepler: Why not? Mitch: Because it could be salt coated with anthrax!! Kepler: Where'd you hear that? Mitch: A friend of my friend sent me an email saying terrorists put anthrax in salt!! Kepler: Mitch, all email 'warnings' are hoaxes. Everybody knows that! Mitch: Still, just to be safe, take this 'Cipro.' Kepler: 'Cipro?' This is expensive! Where did you get the money? Mitch: Oh, I'm getting $1,000 from Bill Gates' email tracking program! Kepler: Please tell me you still have your kidneys.
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