March 23, 2009: Guy in Buffalo Wild Wings commercial: Wow! I hope this game never ends! Al: Really? You don't want your team to win? Don't you think it's sad that you never want to leave here? Guy: Well, yeah... but my homelife... well, it's pathetic. This bar is my only escape. Buffalo Wild Wings: Losers welcome.
March 25, 2009: Kepler: To beat the competition, I wrote a program that let me make as many entries as I wanted. KHAN: Just to win the basketball pool? Kepler: No! I'm doing it to rig the vote for Woz on "Dancing With The Stars." KHAN: Seems to me they've gotten lax with their definition of a "star." Kepler: Have you seen him? They've gotten lax with their definition of "dancing."
March 27, 2009: Spaghetti Jimmy: I have this nightmare. There are dozens of me, and we're all fighting each other to the death. I always win, and then I laugh, even though I've just killed myself ten times over. I have this dream every night... over and over and over again. And every time, I laugh. What's wrong with me, doctor? Dana: I'm going to refer you to a specialist, Spaghetti Jimmy. Spaghetti Jimmy: A specialist? I can't afford that! Look what's in my wallet!