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Rockwood's campaign manager Al Vanguard said, "The Rockwood 2000 site differs from other presidential web sites not only in the respect that it is completely truthful, but also in that it downloads quickly and efficiently."

Vanguard then asked if a candidate with a $60 million budget can't keep his web site from getting bloated, how is he supposed to pare down the government?

"We're very excited," said Rockwood. "We think we've found a way to get nation-wide publicity without having to take one red cent from China." He added however, that if a Chinese donor was found to be able to donate money through legal means, that the Rockwood 2000 campaign would have no qualms about receiving such a gift.

"What, do I look like I'm stupid?" questioned the candidate. "Go ahead, ask me the name of any world leader."

" Yes, I know; I'm shilling for votes, but isn't that what good politicians do?" he asks. Meanwhile, you can check out "Rockwood" at http://rockwood.comichub.com/rockwood2000/platform.html.