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"Admittedly, the odds are stacked against me," said the new candidate, "But I figure if Orrin Hatch can consider himself a realistic presidential candidate, then so can I." He then repeated the phrase "President Orrin" several times to the guffaws of the assembled press gallery.

Rockwood will be running in the newly formed Cartoon Party against front-runner Duke from "Doonesbury." But despite such stiff competition, Rockwood remains optimistic.

"Our team isn't worried about them at all," said Rockwood, "They haven't been funny in years."